A terrible father.
A horrendous husband.
The favorite son of irresponsibility.
The primal parasite.
The cardinal scum.
Everyone is talking about Uncle Jerry at the reunion, everyone agrees to every quote and it is hard to differ. He had never had any money, and contrary to the cannon, he had been downgrading his job positions, mommy ignored him on her list, so there wasn’t much heritage. His children always gave a smell of dirt and antipathy vibes.
The reputation was worse, the reviews about his services were appalling, so atrocious he had to change vocation several times. His wife had to be constantly asking for money, begging for some mercy, the usurers were always threatening the family and any day could be their last day.
A failure.
A disgrace.
Not a good idea to be around him.
Mediocrity is contagious.
Then, Uncle Jerry arrives with his family, and they shine a light of happiness, that happiness Jeff Bezos can’t buy, the one Jimmy Fallon can’t fake, the one everybody in the room envies so much.
And suddenly everyone wants to drink with him, suddenly everyone Is having fun, jokes and laughs rain over the house, the environment feels like those mainstream Christmas movies, nobody wants to stop.
The funny thing is that once Uncle Jerry and his family take the cab, the vicious circle will start again.
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